He could not remember the last time he’d looked before taking a leap. He smoked too much. He lost his virginity to a girl named Sarah at the age of fifteen. He wanted to play Quidditch. He knew he was in love and positively hated it. He was dynamic. He was impulsive. He excelled in diplomacy, but often resorted to throwing punches instead. (x)

Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a good man goes to war.

jirasol:

it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK

I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.

Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:

American English - Standard American English is the general form

• Cultural
  • African-American Vernacular English (AAVE)
  • Chicano English
  • New York Latino English
  • Pennsylvania Dutch English
  • Yeshivish
  • Yinglish

• Regional
  • New England English
    • Boston accent
    • Boston Brahmin accent
    • Hudson Valley English
    • Lake Dialect or Lake Talk
    • Vermont English
  • Inland Northern American English (includes western and central upstate New York)
    • Northeast Pennsylvania English
  • Mid-Atlantic dialects
    • Baltimore dialect
    • Philadelphia dialect
    • Pittsburgh English
    • New York dialect
    • New Jersey English dialects
  • Inland Northern American English (Lower peninsula of Michigan, northern Ohio and Indiana, Chicago, part of eastern Wisconsin and upstate New York)
  • North–Central American English (primarily Minnesota, but also most of Wisconsin, the Upper peninsula of Michigan, and parts of North Dakota, South Dakota, and Iowa)
    • Yooper dialect (Upper Peninsula of Michigan and some neighboring areas)
  • Midland American English
    • North Midlands English (thin swath from Nebraska to Ohio)
    • St. Louis
    • South Midland (thin swath from Oklahoma to Pennsylvania)
  • Southern English
    • Appalachian English
    • Tidewater accent
    • Virginia Piedmont
    • Virginia Tidewater
      
      • Coastal Southeastern (Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia area)
      • Cajun English
      • Harkers Island English (North Carolina)
    • Ozark English
    • Southern Highland English
    • Gullah or Geechee
    • Texan
    • Yat dialect (New Orleans)
    • Ocracoke
  • Western English
    • California English
    • Boontling
    • Pacific Northwest English
  • Hawaiian Pidgin

Excuse me, there is no such thing and Pacific northwest English..

#van gogh can not hear the haters