He could not remember the last time he’d looked before taking a leap. He smoked too much. He lost his virginity to a girl named Sarah at the age of fifteen. He wanted to play Quidditch. He knew he was in love and positively hated it. He was dynamic. He was impulsive. He excelled in diplomacy, but often resorted to throwing punches instead. (x)
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a good man goes to war.
it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK
I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.
Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:
- New England English
- Inland Northern American English (includes western and central upstate New York)
- Mid-Atlantic dialects
- Inland Northern American English (Lower peninsula of Michigan, northern Ohio and Indiana, Chicago, part of eastern Wisconsin and upstate New York)
- North–Central American English (primarily Minnesota, but also most of Wisconsin, the Upper peninsula of Michigan, and parts of North Dakota, South Dakota, and Iowa)
- Midland American English
- Southern English
- Western English
- Hawaiian Pidgin
Excuse me, there is no such thing and Pacific northwest English..
I’ve been waiting for this for so long
It’s completely unacceptable how hard I laughed at this
Just choked on my dinner, thanks.
i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
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