All The World's A Stage

acciohedwig:

fadingtales replied to your post: I have to go on about my package for a moment: So…

when you said package I totally thought you were talking about something else…

hahhahah

olympic-non-events:

why not?

olympic-non-events:

with lots and lots of nutella. hell fucking yes.

olympic-non-events:

who da fuq needs caution

olympic-non-events:

Me > My conscience

I hear the whistle.
This is my cue.
Climb up onto the diving block.
Now.
I wait for that distinct starting sound.
Stare at the water
Crystal clear
Welcoming
Still
Tighten my goggles
Adjust my cap

My heart is racing.

The horn goes off
The yellow light flashes
I push myself off the block
And for a second I’m flying
The water engulfs me
And my adrenaline rushes

This is what it must feel like to fall in love.

whitneyjustesen:

bewuga:

i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back

Wow I remember my Furby.

That thing was possessed.

hhahahahahha xDDD

It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

hyjinks:

If I have a crush on you you should have one back

that’s how it works in the movies

What my mom thinks:

What I’m actually doing:

So damn true

no we do have babies

without the sex part