Congress
- Gay marriage: Even though you love each other very much, No.
- Abortion: Even though it's none of my business, No.
- Gender-based abortion: Well I don't see why not?
June 2012
May 2012
“One’s not half of two; two are halves of one.”
—E.E. Cummings (via kerryquotesquotes)
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
“It’s not about who you’ve been with, it’s about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn’t know what it wants until it finds what it wants.”
—The Office (via wrists)
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be”
—Marcel Pagnol (via nerdlikejazzy)
If you don't reblog this, then you hate Harry Potter.
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
FOREVER REBLOG
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
FOREVER REBLOG
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
DEAL WITH IT.
what if michelangelo had a tumblr
“just a sketch
anyway going back to bed it’s getting late
bye guys”
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
Omg She’s the Man and then Mean Girls?!
WHAT THE FUCK THEY REPLACED MR. MINT IN CANDYLAND WITH SOME ASSHOLE NAMED DUKE OF SWIRL?
FUCK OFF
NO WHAT
