- Gay marriage: Even though you love each other very much, No.
- Abortion: Even though it's none of my business, No.
- Gender-based abortion: Well I don't see why not?
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
what if michelangelo had a tumblr
“just a sketch
anyway going back to bed it’s getting late
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like